I believe it was on Thursday of this past week, he presented a new revolutionary “Age Meter” with which, by answering a few health-related questions, one could see the results of their predicted age of death. I was hooked! At the end of the show, I went to the good doctor’s web site, located the test and jumped right in headfirst without even looking to see if there was any water in the pool.
The meter’s prediction is gauged by the way you truthfully answer certain family, personal and health questions. It begins at your current age and increases (or decreases) this number by the answers you give the meter. While taking the test, I seriously expected to have already passed my expected age of death.
After all was said and done, I found out that I am to live to the bright old age of 97! Was this a joke? They had to be kidding! I didn’t hear anyone laughing at the time and I’m not sure I wanted to live that long!
On second thought, it might be kind of fun to live to see my son turn 71 and my daughter turn 67. Now, THAT would be hilarious!
good god, that is terrifying!
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