WELL??

It’s past dinnertime and I’m still sitting here in front of my computer as usual. Oh, wait! Did I get left behind? But if I did, shouldn’t I be somewhere else like in a big courtroom or something? I’M SOOO CONFUSED!?! NOT!

Another prediction of the End of Times down the tube! If this fellow knew his Bible, he’d know that only God knows the day and the hour according to Jesus’ answer to a disciple’s question about this very subject. Pay attention to what you read and quit reading between the lines trying to stay one step ahead of God (that ain’t gonna happen, either)!

Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m not laughing at this poor fool; I just feel sorry for him. Think what a hero he would have been if his predicted Rapture had happened! He could have had the pleasure of saying, “See, I told you so!” Now, he’s back at the drawing board trying to prove that he ‘miscalculated’.

I think the founders of Alcoholics Anonymous had it right when they coined the phrase “Let go and let God”. Maybe we should.